Yeah, let’s be honest: the carnage is hokey yet a hundred times more impressive than the creatures. I mean even CG in the 90s looked more impressive than this. I suppose I feel like I’m at least, I dunno, in the same league as this movie by putting in almost as much effort in reviewing it. I think Joel McHale described one scene in The Soup by commenting “Wow, I didn’t know the human body was made of gravy and snakes” during that same carnage. And that’s all I really have to say, except for the fact I forgot if this was an Asylum or SyFy Pictures original and am going to look it up. Though I’m almost sure it was the former as it seems like the kind they would advertise.

I looked it up: Yep, what odd odd times those were.