My horror movie reviews

Evil Toons Review

After seeing this movie I'm convinced: Every bad horror movie becomes the Plan 9 of its time if you live long enough. I mean I can barely call it a horror movie as it's really just 50% somewhat inspired banter (that even Killer Klowns might find excessive), 49% softcore porn, and 1% at least trying to be scary. I even feel as though it was really just trying to be a horror cash-in on the animation boom of the 90s (Disney Renaissance, Cartoon Cartoons, Ren and Stimpy, Newgrounds, Pixar, etc.) if not the live action/animation hybrids that Roger Rabbit ushered in like Cool World, Rock a Doodle, The Pagemaster or Space Jam. And even then it really can't be called (too) competent in its desired genre when the most immersive emotional moments are fairly pervy. Overall it was likely aiming to be a comedy-horror riff on Evil Dead/Hellraiser yet somehow ended up like this in whatever post-80s assembly line it was stuck in. I can't really laud it for its anemoia, even if I was too young to call it nostalgic either when it first premiered. I can, however, give it points for as much having that Exploitative/Post-Manos B Movie charm with such a decevingly high concept as a quote between possesed Roxanne and Fisk that really awakened a part of me in a way:

"You can't kill us, we're too strong for you" "I can try, after all, you're nothing but a doodle"